Ever walk the steep hilly streets of L.A. wearing worn-out old
cowboy boots? It ain't easy if you're a worn-out old cowboy.
"Git along little dogie, it's your misfortune," said the friend
who got me there.
Then he took me to a restaurant where some slick got in my face
about wearing a hat.
"Rule of the house ---you've got to check it when you come in,"
he said, and snatched the hat out of my hand.
"Wait a minute! You're not taking MY property and making me
pay to get it back!"
"Then maybe you'd better leave," he said.
"Maybe I'd better," I answered, and took back my hat and walked
out.
And missed a good dinner, I'm sure, but had a better one where I
didn't feel like a fish out of water:
at Kate's place in Tombstone
. . where I met the Clantons
General Custer
and Chief Crazy Horse
That's Clayton Moore
and John Hart signing autographs
